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Mon 3 Sep 2007 | 02h15 GMT+1
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T-X 2nd on Maxim's Sexiest Assassin List

Kristanna takes second place in Sexiest Assassin List

Maxim has launched a list of The Sexiest Assassins, where death wouldn't be so bad if these ladies' faces were the last thing you saw before dying. Kristanna Loken's Terminatrix character from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines takes second place, just below Angelina Jolie's Mrs. Smith.

If only the T-X could have travelled back in time to wipe out Ms. Smith. Enough weapons at her 'fingertips' for that!

The list consists of some of Hollywoods most beautiful women, who played assassins in lots of cool movies. Some even badder then others. Check below for the full 12 kick-ass babes on the list.

Top 5 Sexiest Assassins

  1. Jane Smith (Angelina Jolie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
    When a woman who looks like Angelina can casually slip out of the house with S&M gear under her overcoat, kill a man in a high-priced hotel suite, and then gently float 60 stories to the street below like some German fetishist version of Mary Poppins, you don´t call her the world´s sexiest assassin, you call her "Mrs. Us." So what if her idea of foreplay involves shooting up the house and kicking the shit out of us? It seems to work for the couples on Cops.

  2. T-X (Kristanna Loken, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)
    Scientists in the future have got it all bass-ackward. You don´t start out with a perfectly good, if bulky, killing machine, then upgrade to a slimmer model made of liquid metal, then realize, "Hey, why can´t it be a hot woman?" Look at our scientists now—no cure for AIDS or cancer in sight, but they can keep a 70-year-old man erect for six hours. The very first Terminator off the lot will not only look like Kristanna Loken, it will be programmed to think sex hurts us.

  3. Mystique (Rebecca Romijn, X-Men)
    Yes, she´s blue. Yes, she´s covered in scales. And, yes, she hates humans. But you´re missing the fine print here: She´s hot and naked, like, all the time. If you get on her good side, she might even shape-shift into someone else for the ultimate role-playing experience. Just don´t ask too many questions when she comes home late at night in the form of an anti-mutant senator whose personal attaché she just killed with her feet.

  4. Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman, Kill Bill)
    Despite her sketchy past (we´re not talking about her time as a member of Bill´s killer posse, we´re talking about her time unknowingly servicing lonely truckers), "The Bride" is an imposingly hot figure. If you´re one of the lucky victims who gets away with just a spanking, don´t blow it by running back all, "Thank you, Ma´am, may I have another?" You´ve been given a gift. Enjoy it.

  5. Nikita (Anne Parillaud, La Femme Nikita)
    French women don´t actually need to go through extensive "special ops" training to become lethal killers. If they look like Ms. Parillaud, all they have to do is saunter up to you in their insane high heels, look you dead in the eye, and say, "I vill, how you say? Take you to ze restroom and kill you now, yes?" And you´d follow her like you were a starving man in the desert and her dress was made of water and pizza.

The other contenders compromised of the following...

6. Georgia Sykes (Alicia Keys, Smokin´ Aces)
7. Dakota Parker (Emily Mortimer, The 51st State)
8. Agent Sever (Lucy Liu, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever)
9. Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron, Aeon Flux)
10. Elektra Natchios (Jennifer Garner, Elektra)
11. Miho (Devon Aoki, Sin City)
12. Lola (Kate Nauta, Transporter 2)

Click top link for some great mugshots ;)


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